DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU
Kids, Carbs, and the Coming Hormonal Apocalypse
Contents
Acknowledgments....................................................................................ix
The "Mom Song".....................................................................................1
Introduction: YouTube, iTube, We All Tubed, Apparently.............................................7
Brother, Can You Spare an Epidural?................................................................17
Without a Manual (or, Why Do They Let You Take These Things Home Without One?).....................30
Because I Said So..................................................................................38
Playing Favorites (Or, As a Matter of Fact, I Do Love Your Brother More)..........................51
TV's Guide to Mothering............................................................................58
Eating Your Young..................................................................................65
High Noon at the Cart Corral.......................................................................70
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