Mrs. Goose Goes to Washington
Nursery Rhymes for the Political Barnyard
Chapter One
"I know an old party that swallowed a war
Don't know what for, it swallowed a war"
The White House
Mother Bush Had a House
Mother Bush had a house,
'Twas built in the glades,
Where she worked all day,
Employing her maids.
She had a son, George,
A fine-looking male,
He was not very bright,
But still made it to Yale.
He launched a career,
To the White House he got;
"See, Mother," said he,
"I have not been for naught."
But George knew one matter,
That bothered his mom,
Folks still blamed his father
For botching Saddam.
He vowed that his father
Would yet be revered,
And he crafted a plan
So his dad would be cleared.
And George kept his vow,
As his mom knew he would.
He screwed up so badly,
His father looked good.
Rub-a-Dub-Dub
Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in the tub.
The Cheney, the Rummy, the Commander-in-Dummy,
They all believed they had the will.
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