Coming Clean
Chapter One
HANGIN' WITH RODNEY
Hi. I'm Rodney Carrington. I'm a comedian from Longview, Texas.
That's in Texas. I live with my family in Tulsa, Oklahoma. That's in
Oklahoma. Before we get too intimate, I thought it might be a good
idea to tell you a little bit about myself. So put your panties back
on and listen up for a minute.
I like George Jones and Frank Sinatra, but not necessarily in that
order. I like a quiet night out with my family, just dinner and a
movie. If I have a beer, it's no more than six, and usually more
like two. If I have a fancy drink, it's a frozen strawberry
margarita. I'm not ashamed; there ain't nothing wrong with it.
I like cowboy boots. I've worn them all my life. But I'm not a
cowboy. I have 194 acres and four dogs, but I don't ride horses or
know anything about cattle. I drive a truck, but that doesn't mean
I'm hauling manure to the back forty. My favorite leisure activity
is golf.
I don't like people who don't like things. I don't like people who
like to talk about not liking things. Life's short. Why be negative?
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