Stud Finders Incorporated
Chapter One
Rosa just stared at her daughter, shaking her head. "I can't believe Creepy
Clifton couldn't make you come, not once in ten years. Why, my Bart is so good,
all he-"
"Mom." A daughter shouldn't know all the details of her mother's sex
life. That was way too scary. "Besides, according to Clifton, it was my fault. I think maybe he's right. I'm frigid."
"Again, bullshit. There's no such thing as a frigid woman. Just bad lovers. Men,
that is. I suppose Clifton was all wham-bang-thank-you-ma'am." She looked down
and ran a red-painted nail across the line Madison had crossed out. "And what's
wrong with self-gratification if the man of the hour is incapable of giving you
satisfaction? Go buy yourself a dildo. Didn't you ever ... you know, do it to-?"
"Enough, already." Now Madison really did want to climb under the breakfast bar
in embarrassment. "Okay, so my growth is a bit stunted in the sexual field.
You're right, I do need to get laid, particularly if I want to complete my
makeover plan and be pregnant by the time I'm thirty, but-"
"I'm glad you agree, baby girl, ... read full excerpt from: Stud Finders Incorporated ebook
