For Young Men Only
A Guy's Guide to the Alien Gender
Chapter One: What Most Guys Never Know
To find the truth, we take you to the ultimate source–more than one thousand of them
There are so many reasons why you don’t need this book. You don’t need it to know how to text a girl in the middle of a rollercoaster ride. Or to build a computer on your bedroom floor. Or to belch the alphabet in tune, or kill a city full of zombies with just your thumbs, or sink your famous no-look jump shot.
All that you can already do.
And for all those reasons you are already…legend.
On the other hand, like most young males you live among aliens who don’t know or appreciate your achievements. The aliens, of course, are girls. Some of them, especially the cute ones, have the power to make you stutter, shake, and fall on your behind right when you want to look your coolest.
You know it’s true. Girls drive us crazy. They can turn a famous jump shot into nothing but air. They can make us so confused we want to scream.
So we have to ask, will you–male legend–survive g ...
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