Doctor Shoveen's Female-toEnglish Dictionary evens the relationship playing field by explaining to guys what females really mean when they speak. By using this book, men can learn how to interpret the words, react properly, and use verbal ju-jitsu to manipulate the female thought process, thereby obtaining a desirable result.

Also included: correct answers to the three deadliest questions women ask:
 "Does this dress make my rear end look fat?"
 "Do you think I'd make a good prostitute?"
 "How many women have you slept with before me?"

Plus: learn a non-fatal way to get the pre-nuptial agreement signed.

Excerpt

In religion, there are seven deadly sins that everyone must deal with sooner or later:
 Gluttony
 Greed
 Sloth
 Pride
 Envy
 Wrath
 Lust
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In relationships, there are five deadly questions that every guy must deal with sooner or later:

 Does this dress make my ass look fat?
 How many women have you slept wit?
 Should I get a boob job?
 Do you think I'd make a good prostitute?
 How the hell do I get her to sign the pre-nup?

Forget about Dr. Phil, Wayne, Laura, Dr. Ruth, and all of the other relationship gurus: read this book and learn how to maintain control of your own personal situation.

Dr. Nick Shoveen, Ph.D.