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Reader Review: A funny, whitty, book. The Argeneau's are a sexy, unique and entertaining family. This is the 7th book in the series. It's about the rich, handsome, grumpy, enforcer Victor and the lovable Elvi. Elvi lives in a small town in Canada and the town takes care of her, and knows what she is. Her reactions to the guys will keep you laughing, and so will her reactions to learning what she can and cannot do. Not the most action packed book in the series, but plenty of laughs, mystery, and a sexxy Argeneau vamp. Start the series with A Quick Bite and keep reading.
Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula , but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman—dead or alive.
Rich, powerful, and drop—dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck—biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe—and satisfied—for all eternity.
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|Title of Romance eBook: Accidental Vampire, The||Series: An Argeneau Novel, , #7|
|Release Date: 10-13-2009|
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|Publisher: HarperCollins e-books|
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Accidental Vampire, The
Chapter OneIt was a high-pitched scream that woke Elvi. Piercing and full of terror, it ripped her from sleep and had her moving before she was quite awake. She started up abruptly only to curse and drop back down when her head slammed into the wooden lid of the coffin.
Groaning at the pain vibrating through her skull, Elvi closed her eyes against the stars dancing before them and pressed a hand against her forehead. She'd really cracked herself good and would have liked to clasp her head in both hands and roll around in agony for a moment, but the casket wouldn't allow it.
And then a second terrified shriek reminded her of why she was awake.
She reached out with the hand not holding her head and gave the coffin lid a shove that sent it flying open. She then had to release her head to get up. Climbing out of a coffin was a two-handed job, and ridiculously strenuous first thing in the morning. Especially before her first bag of blood.
Elvi cursed her way out of the contraption, her bare feet slapping on the hardwood floor as she hurried out of her room without even bothering to grab a robe to cover the white cotton nightgown she wore. Another scream cut the air as she raced up the hall. A fourth was being issued just as she burst into Mabel's room. Elvi slammed the door open, uncaring that it crashed into the wall and probably left a lovely hole.
She spotted Mabel at once, standing on the bed in her robe, backed against the wall, silver hair a chaotic mass around her head and eyes wide with panic. The woman was waving a body brush wildly in the air at a bat that was swooping just as wildly around the room near...
Title: Accidental Vampire, The
Average Customer Review:
Number of Comments: 5 Rating(s) 5 Review(s)
1 of 2 people found the following eBook Review Helpful
October 22, 2009
Reviewer: A reader from APO , AE US
Well I didn't half get a chuckle from this one.I'm an avid fan of Sands and this was a complete change from the norm. I thought the beginning was alittle slow but still couldn't put it down. Full of twists and turns think you should buy it !
The Accidental Vampire
April 13, 2012
Reviewer: A reader from LAKE STEVENS, WA USA
Lynsay Sands did such a great job on this story! I love Elvi! Favorite part of the book when she finds out she can eat human food and enlists her "friends" for an urgent trip to the grocery store. It's also heart warming to see how the community comes together to protect Elvi. Enjoy!
not a accidental but with alot of love
April 3, 2012
What a fun story. It had me laughing and chuckling several times. The people of Port Henry were totally unexpected in the way they took care of Elvi. I was never quite sure what Victor's 3 rivals, Edward, Alessandro and Harper were up to and the side story about DJ and Mabel was a pleasant addition.
The Accidental Vampire
January 20, 2012
A funny, whitty, book. The Argeneau's are a sexy, unique and entertaining family. This is the 7th book in the series. It's about the rich, handsome, grumpy, enforcer Victor and the lovable Elvi. Elvi lives in a small town in Canada and the town takes care of her, and knows what she is. Her reactions to the guys will keep you laughing, and so will her reactions to learning what she can and cannot do. Not the most action packed book in the series, but plenty of laughs, mystery, and a sexxy Argeneau vamp. Start the series with A Quick Bite and keep reading.
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