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Grand Theft Jesus
By: Robert S. Mcelvaine , Rebecca Powell MarxeBook Publisher: Random House
Imprint: Crown Publishing Group
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“Jesus never wrote a book, but I recognize his handwriting in Grand Theft Jesus . Like Jesus, McElvaine uses lively illustrations and a serious sense of humor to cleanse the temple of exclusive and exploitative religion.”
–The Reverend Alan Storey,Calvary Methodist Church, South Africa
“We’re mad as Heaven, and we’re not going to take it anymore!” declares historian Robert McElvaine in this passionate and often hilarious rallying cry for sincere Jesus Followers. He lets the rest of society know that the extreme right wing won’t be allowed to speak for all Christians any longer. His whip-smart, take-no-prisoners polemic lays bare the Christian Right’s “Easy Jesus” creed, in which people who claim to accept Jesus get a free pass to lie in his name. Grand Theft Jesus exposes the televangelists and the leaders of megachurches as the people Jesus warned us about–the wolves in sheep’s clothing of our day.
The religion that McElvaine calls ChristianityLite resembles schemes that promise “Lose weight without diet or exercise!” Its leaders say, “Be saved without sacrifice or good works!” Run by a crew of politicians, megachurch preachers, televangelists, hypocrites, and snake-oil salesmen, it has hijacked true Christianity and distorted it into something Jesus wouldn’t recognize. Its leaders have taken the generous and loving ideals of Christ and twisted them into a religion that advocates war and intolerance, values money above charity, preaches hatred instead of brotherhood, and promises “true” believers the keys to the gates of the kingdom of God–and to the bank vault.
Jesus’ radical message of love and peace has been drowned out by the bluster, the hate, and the selfishness that often passes for Christianity in America. McElvaine names names in his list of “Leading Lites” who have earned spots on Jesus’ Ten Most Unwanted List and exposes the hypocritical (Ted Haggard), the disgraceful (Pat Robertson), and the shocking (Ann Coulter). Grand Theft Jesus blends outrage and humor in a compelling argument that will help to resurrect the real Jesus, who has been crucified and interred by the “Right Reverends” who recite the Apostles’ Greed, are pro-choice on wars of choice, and preach the Greater Gory of Christ.
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| Title of History eBook: Grand Theft Jesus | |
| Release Date: 03-25-2008 | |
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| Publisher: Crown Publishing Group |
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Grand Theft Jesus
Chapter One
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"EASY JESUS"
Be a "Christian" Without Sacrifice
or Good Works!
I abuse the priests, indeed, who have so much abused the pure and holy doctrines of their Master.
-Thomas Jefferson, 1815
As I noted in passing in the introduction, the reason that ChristianityLite is the most appropriate name for the "religion" of the Jesus Thieves is its similarity to miracle, no-commitment, no-hardship weight-loss plans. ChristianityLite offers a miracle, no-commitment, no-hardship salvation plan. "Be a Christian Without Sacrifice or Good Works" is as enticing as "Lose 50 Pounds Without Diet or Exercise!" And it runs equally counter to common sense.
ChristianityLite uses, at least by implication, all the same misleading slogans that advertisers of weight-loss products employ:
Easy Jesus!
Miracle cure!
Guaranteed results!
Eat all you want and still lose weight!
Sin all you want and still be saved!
Melt fat away while you sleep!
Instant, effortless salvation!
Amazing weight loss!
Amazing grace!
New! ChristianityLite.
Same great taste; fewer calories; higher intoxication!
No pain; eternal gain!
All the hard parts of the Bible don't apply!
Create the image of a slim and successful person! reads the subject line of an e-mail I received while my spam filter was off. The spam that emanates from the pulpits of Lite megachurches and televangelists' studios dangles a similar enticement: create the image of a saved and sincere christian! The image of a Christian is precisely what ChristianityLite is all about-and that









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