Reader Review: I have read all of Chelsea Handler's books and this one is just hilarious, I am a true fan of her humor, therefor I enjoyed every bit of the book. That prank about the funeral kept me laughing for days! I remember it and still draw a smile in my face. I recomend it to everyone who gets this girls type of humor.
WHAT . . . A RIOT!
Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the #1 bestselling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, CHELSEA CHELSEA BANG BANG is good good good good!
CHELSEA HANDLER ON...
Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."
Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."
Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."
Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."
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|Title of eBook: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang|
|Release Date: 04-01-2010|
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|Publisher: Grand Central Publishing||Store Sales Rank: 9419|
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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
I was eight years old and well into the third grade at Riker Hill Elementary School when I fell head over heels in love with myself. What can only be described as the “cornerstone of my youth” came unexpectedly out of left field and washed over me like a Category 5 cyclone. Not enough to drown me completely, but enough for me to lose my footing and knock me on my supple eight-year-old ass.
A friend of mine named Stacy Silverberg invited me to a sleepover party at her house, where she was going to teach everyone how to get “the feeling.” I had never heard of the feeling before, but it was definitely something that piqued my interest. Reason led me to assume it had something to do with either a Smurf or a Cabbage Patch Kid, both of varying appeal.
When I got to Stacy’s house, her Jamaican housekeeper, Margaret—or, as I liked to call her, M-Dawg—let me in. Stacy’s parents were always out on the town, and her house was always spotless, which was a nice respite from the doughnut-stained, dog-hair-covered sofas my parents tried to pass off as sanitary.
When I walked into Stacy’s room, there were a total of four girls already there, all facedown on their sleeping bags with their clothes on, violently rubbing their vaginas. I was appalled that no one had the good manners to manage a hello and equally taken aback by the pure ecstasy on all their faces.
I had never planted my face so fast into a carpet in my life. This was what my brother Greg referred to as a “double jackpot.”
“Over my jeans?” I asked Stacy, with my hands underneath me and my head squished to one side....
Title: Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang December 21, 2011 I have read all of Chelsea Handler's books and this one is just hilarious, I am a true fan of her humor, therefor I enjoyed every bit of the book.
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Number of Comments: 2 Rating(s) 2 Review(s)
American good Humor
Reviewer: A reader from Mex-Mex
That prank about the funeral kept me laughing for days! I remember it and still draw a smile in my face.
I recomend it to everyone who gets this girls type of humor.
December 21, 2011
I have read all of Chelsea Handler's books and this one is just hilarious, I am a true fan of her humor, therefor I enjoyed every bit of the book.
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
December 7, 2011
Reviewer: A reader from ABC
A fun book to read! Contains stories about Chelsea's life just like her other books. One thing different is that this one has pictures which sort of serve as proof that the event she is referring to did happen.
A light and easy read. Each chapter isn't too long so you can read one if you need a little break without having to worry about remembering the story.
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