A terrible thing happened to Junie B. Jones! And it's called -- someone took her new black furry mittens! And they kept them! They didn't even put them in the Lost and Found at school. So when Junie B. finds a wonderful pen on the floor, she should be allowed to keep it, too. Right? That's fair. Right? Right?
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|Title of eBook: Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook||Series: Junie B. Jones, , #9|
|Release Date: 11-03-2010|
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|Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers|
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Junie B. Jones Is Not a Crook
My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don't like Beatrice. I just like B and that's all.
Here is a story for you.
It is called "Once Upon a Time My Grandfather Named Frank Miller Went to the Store and He Bought Me Some Mittens."
Once upon a time my grandfather named Frank Miller went to the store and he bought me some mittens. They are made out of black furry fur.
And guess what? It was not even my birthday! Or Christmas! Or Valentine's Day! Plus the mittens were not even on sale!
Grampa Miller just bought them for no good reason! And that is the bestest reason I ever heard of!
That's how come I love that guy very much.
Plus also he can skip.
I love that story a real lot.
'Cause guess why?
I didn't even make it up, that's why!
That adventure actually happened to me! My grampa Miller really did buy me mittens for no good reason!
And they are gorgeous, I tell you!
When I first opened them, I got filled with glee.
Glee is when you run. And jump. And skip. And laugh. And clap. And dance on top of the dining room table.
Then your mother takes you down from the table. And she carries you to your room for a time-out.
Time-outs kill the glee.
I wore my new mittens the whole entire morning. Plus also I wore them to afternoon kindergarten.
I wore them with my attractive winter jacket. Only it wasn't actually cold out. Only who even cares? 'Cause that outfit looked very beautiful together.
I showed my mittens to my bestest friend named Grace. Also, I showed them to a variety of strangers.
After I got to school...