The definitive guide to high-class trailer park living.
White Trash Etiquette contains everything you need to know to live like decent trash, including:
The proper way to fake a back injury
How to prevent your in-laws from stealing the silverware at wedding receptions
The 10 Hottest White Trash Career Opportunities
How to improve your drunk driving skills
Sound advice on everything from lying to your boss to making your next convenience store robbery fun for the whole family
There’s also troubleshooting for troublemakers:
I'm getting married; can I still wear white if I'm a tramp?
Can chicks ever really respect an accountant?
How do I pick a good bail bondsman?
How can I get my 14-year-old cousin unpregnant?
And much more.
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|Title of Business & Economics eBook: White Trash Etiquette|
|Release Date: 06-13-2006|
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|Publisher: Crown Publishing Group|
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White Trash Etiquette
(In case you's wondering, this ain't Chapter 1. This here's your Roman numerals, which was thought up by them ancient Romanians. Everybody knows these guys was deep-even if they pranced around in bedsheets on account of nobody invented clothes yet.)
Now unless you wanna spend your golden years like your grandma-living in a Pontiac in the scrap yard-decent trash knows they gotta earn so you always got money for cigs and meat. But a lot of people has a hard time figuring out what's the best career option: work, welfare, workers' comp, or crime?
Most folks go straight to welfare or workers' comp, seeing as how jobs and crime can rarely compete with laying on the couch all day watching cable. You don't wanna be stuck cleaning bathrooms or casing out a laundromat if some fat lady's gonna take off her shirt on Jerry Springer today, am I right?
But unless you got a job at Wal-Mart, working generally pays better than welfare, which means you got more jack to buy them fineries in life, like Hamburger Helper and propane. And the fact is, some jobs ain't all bad.
How to Tell If Your Job Sucks
In its recent scientifical report entitled Jobs That Don't Suck, the U.S. Department of Commerce discovered there were at least thirteen in America.
So how do you know if you got one of 'em? Just answer yes or no to the following questions. Your job's suckage rating got figured at the bottom.
1. Does your job got free coffee that ain't that limp-wristed kind guys with berets and sandals drink?
2. Can you ash on the floor and set fire to stuff if nobody's using it?
3. Do you get time off on major ho