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You Are the Messiah!: Choose-A-Choice Book #1
By: Brock LaBordeeBook Publisher: AuthorSolutions
Imprint: iUniverse.com
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Journey back in time to the faraway Biblical land of Palestine in thirty-something A.D. Experience the greatest story ever told from a unique perspective in this religious parody of a children's game book for adults. In You Are the Messiah!, take a humorous and irreverant journey through the life of Jesus Christ-the lives he touches, the miracles he executes, and the roads he travels during the most tumultuous period of his life-from the clumsy beginning of his ministry, to the development of his fabled miracle-working powers, and ultimately, to his tortured sacrifice on the cross as he struggles with becoming humanity's unlucky savior. Turn the page, but watch out. The choices made at the end of each plot point can either further the story along the correct path, lead to crazy side stories, or end in a comically brutal death-or much worse. Along the way, you'll get the chance to answer one age-old question: What would Jesus really do?
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| Title of eBook: You Are the Messiah!: Choose-A-Choice Book #1 | |
| Release Date: 11-17-2010 | |
| Publisher: iUniverse.com |
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| Parent title | You Are the Messiah!:... |
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| Encrypted (DRM) | Yes |
| SKU | 9781450268974 |
| File size | 7373 |
| Security | n/a |
| Printing | Not allowed |
| Copying | Not allowed |
| Read aloud | No Sys requirements Download reader |
| Devices | Samsung Tablet, Apple Ipad & Iphone, Barnes & Noble Nook, Kobo eReader, Aluratek Libre, Iliad, Nokia, Blackberry, Hanlin |
| Note | Excellent navigation features are available via Adobe such as bookmarks and a quick access table of contents. Text search is easily accessible. An Adobe DRM-protected file is different than a pdf file in that it uses Adobe DRM (Digital Rights Management) technology, which authors and publishers use to protect their content from illegal online distribution and to set certain privileges such as restrictions on copying and printing. |
You Are the Messiah!: Choose-A-Choice Book #1
Chapter One
A knock on the curtain of your hut jolts you out of a strange dream.With half-opened eyes, you grumble for your parents, Mary and Joseph, to answer the door.
When the knocking starts up again, you remember that today is the day that your parents were taking your younger brothers and sisters to watch a group of harlots get stoned to death.
You've got the whole day to yourself!
You jump up from your bed of dust and rocks and take three steps forward—passing through the living room, kitchen, dining room, kitchenette, and foyer—to the front door of your family's tiny hut.
Pulling back the door curtain, you see your best friend, Simon Peter Timothy, excitedly jumping up and down.
"Jesus, Jesus!"
He's yelling and pulling your arm.
"Put on your swimming robe and let's get going! We've really got to hoof it if we're going to make it to the River Jordan by noon!"
That's right! You forgot that you had planned to go on a double-date with Simon Peter Timothy and a couple of girls at the river today.
You change out of your sleeping robe, throw on your sandals, and head out the door.
Before you leave, you scribble a note on some papyrus for your parents in case they return before you do.
It reads:
"Gone fig hunting. Fear ye not, for I shall return very soon.
Love, JC"
Turn to the NEXT PAGE
"Are we really going on a date? Like, with girls? My parents would totally crucify me if they knew we were doing this," you tell Simon
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