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DAILY RED FLAG JOKES
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DAILY RED FLAG JOKES is a result of situations that have had a major impact on my life. Most of the "Red Flags" are funny with a serious message that varies with the reader. They will provide hours of fun and conjecture. So laugh, think, be a blessing, and be blessed by them.
I feel that I am qualified to write this humorous book because God has given me the unique ability to tell a funny story in one sentence, commonly referred to as a "one liner." Many of the "Red Flags" in this book are from personal experiences. It is impossible to laugh and think of your troubles at the same time. I think that if God had not given us laughter, life would be much more difficult and nearly impossible to bear.
I give people pleasure by making them laugh, but I receive even greater pleasure by hearing them laugh. I am a 62 year survivor of Drugs, and Rock and Roll. I have chosen to let God order my steps and to help as many people as possible during my time left on this earth. This book is one of several vehicles that God has given me to help achieve that goal.
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| Title of eBook: DAILY RED FLAG JOKES | |
| Release Date: 01-07-2011 | |
| Publisher: iUniverse.com |
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| Parent title | DAILY RED FLAG JOKES |
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| Encrypted (DRM) | Yes |
| SKU | 9781450282529 |
| File size | 1195 |
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DAILY RED FLAG JOKES
Chapter One
JANUARY 2011SAT. 1
IT MAY BE A RED FLAG WHEN THE LIONSHARE IN THE COMPANY THAT YOU HAVE DUMPED AN OBSCENE AMOUNT OF MONEY INTO TURNS OUT TO BE NO LARGER THAN A KITTY CAT.
www.redflagjoke.com
JANUARY 2011
SUN. 2
IT MAY BE A RED FLAG WHEN THE TOTAL ATTENDANCE OF YOUR CHURCH HAS DROPPED FROM FIVE HUNDRED T0 FIVE, AND THREE OF THEM ARE GOD.
JANUARY 2011
MON. 3
IT MAY BE A RED FLAG WHEN THE MAYOR AND HIS FAMILY PUSH PAST YOU IN LINE AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER.
JANUARY 2011
TUE. 4
IT MAY BE A RED FLAG WHEN YOUR AMERICAN CHILD IS BEING TAUGHT ENGLISH AS A SECOND LANGUAGE.
JANUARY 2011
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