A pair of bumbling thieves ply their trade at the edge of the galaxy; always hopeful, but always failing. Each failure sets the planet's DNA scanners against them, closing that world to them for good. Will their final effort succeed, or will they fail and end up banned from every habitable planet in the known galaxy... and if they fail, what comes next? * * * This episode of The Castaway Kops also includes the complete bonus story, "Suitcase Switcharoo."