They would save the wicked from the pious, the rich from the poor, torch the rain forest, confront sleazeballs and die a thousand times over if necessary. Yes, blowhard Dave and his loyal companion Dennis are off one one of the nuttiest adventures of all time: a cross-country motorcycle trip begun from the frozen Midwest on the first day of winter. What a ride it is! In Volume One of this epic adventure, these two heroes wage desperate battles against humanity's most despicable enemies: poets, shoe sniffers, newspaper editors, creative writers and people who chew food with their mouths open. And they unravel some of life's deepest mysteries, like why old people walk so slow and why some people don't wear underwear. They meet every crazy imaginable, slaughter deserving idiots, ruin countless lives and wreak physical and emotional havoc on a nationwide scale as they ride through an open air asylum. It can't get any goofier than this. Join us for the continuing adventures of Dennis and Dave.