Many artists wait for inspiration to strike. Few know that it does so with a clenched fist. Broke, drunk, and depressed, the young William Shakespeare has a bad case of writer’s block. The good news? His muse has arrived to inspire him. The bad news? She’s the muse of *boxing*. Under her care, Shakespeare's going to have to learn how to write a better play, how to make sure it sells, and how to block a right hook. He's even going to learn a little about love. Hopefully, he's a fast student. Because this muse is going to make Shakespeare the most famous playwright in England. Even if it kills him. *** The short story ‘I Got Some Bad Muse For You’ runs 7,300 words long. Included with this story are preview chapters of Michael Angel’s urban fantasy novel ‘The Detective & The Unicorn’, also available on Smashwords.