“I Like A Little Bit of The Handsome Americans Myself” is a humorous road novel set in the early 1970s in Boredemus, Indiana. When J.R. and the Cutbank Cool set out to see the Handsome Americans play at the Nobility Hall they set off a series of events that end in a supra-dramatic rescue of Darlene Darlene a former Miss Chicken Parts from the abandoned railroad tracks outside Boredemus.. THE MAIN CHARACTERS: J.R. and the Cutbank Cool two burn outs with good hearts. Arnold Porkwinder is their landlord who deals in chrome Mr. Watanabe is a Japanese gentleman who works for Porkwinder Darlene Darlene a former Miss Chicken Parts sings for your listening pleasure at the Do Wah Lounge Shepherd Windust is a poet Hackberry Feather sells worms New Jersey Flemin’ is an independent record producer Meatball Fulton is a Dee Jay Rex Magnum is the villain Bailey and Lulu Biggs Newlyweds And The Rev. Weed