Phoebe and Adam have entered The Land. It looks like a world of magic, reached through a trans-dimensional Gate. It has fire-breathing dragons, mages who work powerful spells, and dwarves. (Well, it would have to wouldn't it? Dwarves would be a minimum, dwarves would.) It isn't. They think they will be here for only one day. They won't. They are involved in a very long story that will come to involve every human being on the planet. But before they can get to that they will just have to survive dangerously powerful magic, a war between mages and fantastical creatures, and teams of vampires whose only purpose is to kill them. And that, when it's only being done to improve sales figures, is really annoying.