Pablo Mistry envisions the latest advance in electronic textiles out of Silicon Valley when he beholds a sleek high-tech T-shirt at an airport boutique. But he soon discovers that the ultimate personalized user experience has turned him into his own, rather dubious brand-- and that this tailor-made digitgal monstrosity will bring him no end of grief-- unless he can get the damned thing off. * A humous science-fiction misadventure by Alistair Ainscott. If you liked this story, you might also like these other stories by Alistair Ainscott: * The Trinity of the Sands * The Thriller Writer's Workshop * Captain Disaster and the Twin Terrors of Unholy Matrimony * Occupy Stinking America