Every guy has a wet dream. Tom’s crush is Laura Taylor, the neighborhood’s prettiest MILF. Her neighbor, Tom, is about to go away to college suffering from every young man’s problem: a persistent, stiff erection. There’s another problem: Besides his pants always resembling a tent, Tom has never been laid because Eve, his pretty girlfriend, is saving it for marriage. She provides relief in other wonderful ways, but Tom wants Missionary and Doggie. “Oh, no, no,” Eve says. “Not that. That’s for later.” Erotic lap dances are fine, but no actual, you know. Her blow jobs are great, too, but the Actual, You Know, is what Tom wants. “Nope; sorry. Later.” Laura is married and happy, but still she’s curious: Wanting to see more of Tom’s obvious problem, she dresses just a little bit slutty and asks Tom if she can have a look. “Oh, gosh, Tom. Wow. I won’t touch--your mother wouldn’t like that-- but would you just, you know, manipulate it a little for me? Please?” After Tom grants her a look and a preview, Laura Taylor decides Tom deserves a better life.